Total BS from slack-jawed yokels

Really sick of the ways this lazy ignorance pierces my eardrums, twists the knife, and makes everywhere i go the Jerry Springer Show. An overuse-tax would balance the national debt (sauf pour petite amie faux pas)
Merci Ed, pour les rappels de la jeunesse:

2.0
24/7
110%
absolutely
actually
agree to disagree
all that
amazing
and i'm like, whatever
and stuff
anyhoo
anyways
are you serious?
as of yet
as we speak
at the end of the day
awesome
back in the day
backstory
bad boy
ball's in your court
bam
basically
bring it
bring to the table
butt naked
carve out
chief
chill out
chillax
clearly
closure
cowboy
cuemmunity
exactly
eeyew
epic
extreme
don't go there
drownded
dude
eclectic
embattled
embolden
-esque
facilitate
feel
freakin
from the get go
fukkin (more than 3 per sentence)
full stop
f-bomb
game changer
gynormous
good to go
gotchyer back
haters
hella
hiiieeeeeee, how'ryooooooooooooou!
horrific
i could care less
if you will
i'm all over that
i'm just sayin
i'm on it
i'm so there
i'm sorry but
infrastructure
in harm's way
inappropriate
inspired
irregardless
it is what it is
it's all good
it's not rocket science
knowhutimsayin?
like
literally
lyrical
ma'am
ma brutha
man up
meltdown
my bad
no offense, but
not so much
old school
on the same page
orientate
outside of the box
palpable
pantina
perfect storm
period
profound
project manager
prolly
random
refudiate
reinvent
rock (anything)
same difference
savvy
seamless
seriously?
should of
shout-out
sir
so
sweetie
thanks so much
that said
that being said
there are no stupid questions
to be honest with you
to die for
touch base
transparent
tweet
umm
unbeknownst to you(me)
viral
volumptious
whack
whatnot
what's up
where you at?
whilst
with all due respect
wtf
ya know
you do the math
you guys
you have a good day now
(double-fine for uptalking)
(triple-fine for blowhard managespeak)
(prison for clapping one's hands 4 times while poser-laughing)
(death sentence for bagpipes)